My sweet tooth and I became acquainted at quite an early age. I’m pretty sure I’ve liked chocolate since the moment I could stomach it, and I don’t expect my love for it to waver anytime soon.
Believe me or not, but I swear the following information is true: according to my parents seeing as I have absolutely no recollection of this, when I was about four, they had my Oma and Opa, my mom’s parents, over for dinner and dessert. Like the typical Dutch folk they were, both my Oma and Opa were known to enjoy coffee or tea and some sort of sweet following dinner. On this particular occasion, my mom served some of those fancy chocolates filled with booze, and when she and my dad walked my Oma and Opa out, I fucking gorged and engulfed the entire box in a matter of minutes. I was pretty drunk, my parents told me, and I guess I slept sounder than a ferret pricked with horse tranquillizer.
Evidently, chocolate has been in my life for many years now.
My preference is milk chocolate, but I do garner a hankering for something different every once in a while. I was perusing some sweets via Amazon when I spotted Yupik OMG Vanilla Clusters, and upon being instantaneously intrigued by these marvellous-looking morsels, I decided to order some and try them out.
These things are fucking delicious, and furthermore, dangerous; I could easily become feral and devour an entire sack in one sitting, but, against all desires, I abstain from doing so in an attempt to avoid demolishing any sense of self-respect I have. They seriously are that good, though – sugar levels, heed warning.
They’re sweet, they’re crunchy, and they’re comprised of white vanilla chocolate, graham wafers, almond bits and toffee pieces, and yes, they’re as delightful as they sound.
Don’t hesitate. You’ve earned these.
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