If you love birthday cake, you need to visit your closest Costco

I haven’t been to Costco in a hot minute, and as much as I could benefit from going, it’s arguably best I don’t to abstain from spending money on items I don’t necessarily need. It doesn’t matter how prepared you are prior to going to a Costco – you’re always going to buy things you weren’t intending to, no matter how strong your self-control.

It’s a Costco thing.

I am fortunate in the sense that my mom and sister go to Costco a little more frequently than I do, so if I do truly need something, I can ask either of them to grab it for me. My sister is a gem because whenever she goes and sees something she suspects I would like, she always takes a photo and sends it to me, asking me if I am interested.

The last time my sister went to Costco, she sent me a photo of Upper Crust Bakery Birthday Cake Bites. I am a bloody feign for birthday cake flavoured goodies, so I expressed my interest to Danielle, and she was kind enough to pick up a package for me to try.

Costco’s Upper Crust Bakery Birthday Cake Bites are fucking spectacular, and you enjoy birthday cake desserts as much as myself, I highly recommend trying these bad boys out. I was hoping they would be delicious, and now I know they are. But, I have tried a number of birthday cake desserts that are so sweet they’re barely edible, so I was very pleased that these bites passed my criteria – so much so I consumed the entire top layer of the package in two days.

#NoRagrets (if you’ve seen We’re the Millers, that should make you chuckle. And, yes, the typo is intentional)

If you love birthday cake flavour, run, don’t walk, to Costco to get yourself some of these delights.

Photo by Katie Rosario on Unsplash


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